Adam’s Apple

My husband has a new love of his life. I have been replaced – at a huge cost. He wakes up with her. She brightens up when he looks at her. He talks to her incessantly and she understands every word he speaks. She almost always agrees with him. She is our new liaison. He is tickled when she nudges him gently for being lazy and is greatly encouraged when she cheers his every move. She knows his every heart beat. His health and wellbeing are her concern. He lets go of his male ego and asks her for driving directions. He buys expensive gifts with a wave of his hand, when all she needs is a light tap. I myself cannot deny her elegance and beauty. The Apple of his Arm.